Bruno and Pwet 3rd Friendsary

Oops! Today is June 8 it's Bruno and Pwet's friendsary
yes it's our fucking anniversary wait not our first, not just second
but it's our THIRD anniversary of friendship.

I am Pwet writing this mother fucking story/letter and Bruno is my best friend and let me give you a little brief oh don't get me wrong a brief as in short not underwear okay okay a brief about us, about our friendship We first met on Chatonic.com obviously on the internet, we are both trolls until we became friend then we troll the people together, we were not satisfied trolling on that chat site because it's getting boring so we had to move on Skype, chatworld until we discovered the site chatiw (fishing site) there, we started to create a little but big group on Skype We called it PUSSY YUMS. Yes!!!! You heard it right PUSSY YUMS as in CAT YUMS? or can be VAGINA YUMS it's up to you but anyways yeah we started that group but the main goal there was to keep, combine/put all together the horny guys in just one group we hold their orgasm for about 6hours or so but getting nothing from us. Yes! it means their cums are already musty or rotten whatever you call it but you know it surely not good for them. After that obviously they were all pissed off and for us it's a big accomplishment in life, hell yeah mother fucking yes its more than a feeling you graduate in college/university or you passed the board exam we felt really aaaaaaaaaawesome!!! Other than that we had many more bonding together.

Even though we are total bullshit to other people, we still make FRIENDS ops!!! Nooo I think we only make 1 FRIEND not many his name is Ricardo aka Dante I think he is the only one lasts because others can't, you know why? we also don't know why maybe because we are too fuckerfull (powerful) when we are together and that Dante I think he has no feelings haha sorry Ricardito but you are amazing you know we appreciate and thank you for staying with us and become a Fuckboy...

Okay game! Let me start from my message to my best friend BrunoTheGay.

First of all, I would like to thank my sponsor for my English thanks to GOOGLE TRANSLATE LOL... No! I would like to thank you for being with me for such a long time can you fucking imagine we are best friends for fucking 3 years? Thank you for all the support and for making me realized many things for my future for listening to my fucking sad stories and for being just what you are, especially thank you for coming to my life.

Second, I would like to say sorry because I know these past few months I was really different, busy, lazy, unpredictable, unfuckable and many more most especially that I pressured you in some things. I am very sorry that I hurt your feelings sometimes/ most of the time, I swear I didn't mean it so please kill me...

For 3 years of friendship with you is there any changes? Yes many, aside from we learned how to talk like a normal person, I became more sensitive about you about us about our friendship although recently I hope you understand that I'm in a little adjustment in life so I am kinda fucked up when I talk to people. But Bruno I hope you always remember that I still like you like I really wanna fuck you every single fucking minutes I really really like you more than I like to be a terrorist someday and a famous porn star and prostitute someday believe me, nothing much changes in that instead, I like you more compared before and I am sure that I can like you more more than today I just hope you can feel the same. I just wish that this friendship would really last forever despite of some challenges in our friendship.

I will keep you as long as I can. I can't be more creative today but I hope you get my point from your head to toe. Happy 3rd Friendsary to us faggot.

ADVICE to others who are starting their friendship...

"Best friends bring much pleasure and joy to each other.
But if you really want to have a strong and long-lasting
friendship you also have to take on the responsibilities,
because being a good friend is very, very hard."

~Pwet Ko

Ps.. I almost memorize this message of yours for me before and this message I always read if I feel like quitting...

Thanks to my beloved fuckers and bitches!

My best fucker BrunoTheGay wrote me a sweet message which I hadn't expected from him because he was told me that he didn't like to be sweet. I was surprised by what he did on my birthday, which was on February 22nd, 2015. He turned me on when my day was so fucked up. He and my other friends made me happy on that very special day. I do appreciate what he did on that day, which is why I can't imagine living without him and not just online; he was definitely connected to my real life. He always encouraged me in everything, most especially my studies, which I want to forget because I dislike school and discouraging me from bad things like how being negative thinker I am. During the bad times, he always makes me happy, although I don't really tell him the reason why I am sad, but hearing his voice while telling his sad, angry, or happy stories diverts my attention and makes me smile. I love his bad attitudes and his being talkative. I'm so lucky to have you as my best fucker! yummy!you are my greatest gift for me!

Sara my iranian cutie pie sent me a song over skype which touches my weak heart because of her nice cute voice, and got a greetings from my chatonic friends joni99, LunaDelRey, CHRIS, _watsonz_, ID36, Jordano, timey, Persi1 HeavyArmor, Porky, _Vampyr_, _Drummer_and more. Lol I forgot who else greeted me but I wanna thanks to all of them for being my fuck buddies for making my life happy and for killing my good mood sometimes. It was amazing to have you all!!!! I love you all bitches and fuckers!!! 

ps.

Thanks for my skype friends and facebook friends who greeted me!

~PWET

PWET is constipated cause of Bruno

Even shit have feelings

I’m sitting in the tiolet bowl and was thinking of Bruno for about 6 days and I got bored so I wrote a letter in a used tissue paper but its lack of tissues there and besides its not presentable to post it here so I had to retyped it in a typewritter to make it fuckable for everyone. I got the evidence of constipation it is not normal for me to release a few shit like that its usually flooding the whole C.R.

PWET's side

PWET's pitiful situation (out of control)

 

Missing you gay! 

Fuckingly yours,

PWET

Bruno is PWET deprived

I am so PWET deprived this past few weeks and me and PWET had a little misunderstanding because we haven't had the chance to communicate and thus missing each other very much.

I am currently so PWET deprived because SHE IS FUCKING OTHER FUCKERS...

So-Called Nice People

Today, at 5:47 PM, +8:00 EST me and PWET decided to open our room called " Mental Asylum for Random People" but this time it is a "Good Version" as indicated in the banner.

We wanted to at least have a fun chat since I don't have a class tomorrow. The chat is going good running pretty fine. I sang and I also forced PWET to sing. We are doing okay and have not insulted much people I am even entertaining joni99 can you imagine? hahahah so anyways let's go back to the topic "So-called nice people",

As some of you may know indian aka _______1________ is inside our room and _Drummer_ came into the room asking why are we letting indian whom we know trolling other people creep around in our room. Indian is not doing anything and has not spammed or anything. He's literally just there doing nothing at all. Personally I don't ban people that doesn't get on my nerve and I tell you I have like the longest patience ever.

The chat we had with drummer went like this:

[BrunoTheGay] people change
[danni17] no losers fuck you
[BrunoTheGay] humans change
[BrunoTheGay] hahahhaahahaha
[_Drummer_] Well PWET you guys can kiss my ass if you let this creep stay in your room
[~class_room] lol gayfag
[BrunoTheGay] but so-called nnice people dont
[~class_room] u just ban joni99
[~class_room] lol
[PWET] as you wish drummer
[BrunoTheGay] I love kissing asses but not old ones
[danni17] drummer then dont be here
[BrunoTheGay] you may take him pwet
[_Drummer_] Thats what i wish
[BrunoTheGay] i'll pass
[_Drummer_] Now you fucks can troll me
[~class_room] old is drummer lol bruno
[PWET] we didnt troll you drummer you seems trolling all of us here
[BrunoTheGay] we aren't even trolling him
[PWET] by complaining of nothing
[danni17] drummer dont fucken judge
[BrunoTheGay] the fuck is he talking about
[danni17] thanx
[BrunoTheGay] he came here looking for trolls
[danni17] now fuckoff
[BrunoTheGay] and he found one and now he's angry
[~class_room] he came here looking for trolls because there are two trollers

I couldn't get all of it. This is just a fragment of what we talked about. Basically I was telling drummer that indian still has the right to be in a chatroom and made an example out of a criminal lurking around in the streets and if drummer is the president he would cast him far away just because he has done a criminal actions in the past, what about human rights? My point is people change and you cannot judge people based on what they did before, what if indian wants to change and be good? When will drummer and the other so-called nice people understand that everybody deserves to be respected even trolls.

Drummer came into the room looking for trolls and when he found one (which is indian) he got angry because we didn't ban him, why would we ban a person not even saying anything? Why ban when you can mod? seriously?

I am saying this as a part of the troll community. No pun intended, just serious business. I am not asking any people who read this to hate Drummer, I just want to state my own personal opinion.

-BrunoTheGay (11/20/2014)

The Birth of the Mentals

Let's talk about how did PWET and BrunoTheGay first came to chatonic.

Bruno's POV

Oh em gee!!! I stepped on a fucking piece of shit. I gotta run to the toilet and wash all this shit off. 

WHAT THE F*CK! 

That was the first meeting we ever had, me and pwet, at the toilet. She was having explosive diarrhea and I saw her crying with snot and booger running down her nose. She licked the tears and snot from her lips and cried again. "What's wrong little b*tch?" , I asked. She ignored me and cried pitifully so I wanted to get her attention and took the shit off of my shoes by rubbing it on her face. The happiness I felt when I did that was phenomenal. I have never felt such happiness before. Pwet suddenly stopped, her nose still runny and her eyes red from all the crying, her face hideous and red but this time there was a pile of massive camel shit spread in her face. "You fucking stinky ugly motherfucking bitch! Get outta here!" I shouted at the little bitch. "I caa-aant, my vagina is so sore I got fucked by 50 mi-midgets." she answered stuttering. I grabbed her hair and dragged her to the toilet bowl to wash her face or rather dump her shitface in the toilet bowl. I noticed a white sticky cum coming out of her asshole so I poked her asshole with a little pressure using my foot, which some people call kicking. She groaned in pain and released another shitload of diarrhea shit. I saw some blood which confirms that the little bitch has ebola. To my panic, I ran for my life but she grabbed my right ankle so hard but I again poked her face with my foot with some pressure, she let go and so I stepped forward trying to run but I slipped and hit my head on the floor, turned out there was a massive cum splattered on the floor. I woke up, my head still hurting, I opened my eyes but it was so dark, I couldn't see anything, then  I heard the song of Dora the Explorer playing "Chuchuchu chu chu Dora~~~ Chuchuchuchu chu Dora~~~ Dora Dora Dora the Exploraaaaaaa !!! Doraaa!!". I kept trying to open my eyes close it and open it again but I'm blind. I couldn't see a thing then my senses are starting to function one by one, I smell some nigger stinking somewhere around me and boom, the reason I couldn't see a thing is because there a niglet in front of me. It was Solll's dead baby. It was so black. I got out of the bed which looks like a hospital bed. A girl in white called my name "Dr. Bruno?" I remembered that I am a doctor. I went out to see some patients, there were the regulars, the guy who keeps smoking meth but still couldn't get any better,the nigger who had some ebola and survived miraculously but his baby died,the fucking bitch that looks like a wart who I don't treat at all and instead I inject some acetone  and sometimes penis inside him, the feeling innocent-and-virgin bitch which claims she has a sweet voice even though she sounds like a galvanized iron sheets being torn apart with matching hideous indian music in the background and oh she claims NOT to be an indian also, An old man and everybody knows his case, and oh we have a new recruit! "Oh what is this little bitch's name might be?" I asked FabulousMe. "Doc, her name is PWET, she was just admitted today"  "Oh is that so, bring her to the treatment room I'm going to start treating her." I remember that time when I shoved a baseball bat inside her asshole and her asshole bled a lot and she cried so much. She shouted "Fuck You" but it made me more excited. I wanted to fuck her that night but she was losing so much blood and I had to call 911. She was sent to the hospital- a regular one and was treated, turned out I popped her hemorrhoids. I was arrested that night but it didn't stop me from treating other people. Eventually after 172 800 seconds or 2 long days, I was sent back to my hospital because they realized I am an important person and I did a very good job treating other people, they saw my kindness and passion for my job. Me and pwet became fuck buddies. She motivates me into treating other patients and oh she recently became a doctor too. 

PWET's POV

Before you read my POV make sure you don't have a weak heart and must be 18 years old above.
 
I saw Bruno grabbed the guy by his shirt and threw him into the garbage can and started punching his face so hard and whiping the dirty tissue on his face.I rushed in and pulled his hand away. I heared the commotion came running in. After I checked on the other guy,and I asked bruno "are you okay" and he answered me "yes yes Im okay" but he has tears on his eyes and snot to his nose. We start talking and he said he was sorry about the Dork guy. I asked him " what's your name? " I'm Bruno he answered me in a musculine way, after that we hit it off right away. We started hanging out every weekends and everything was fantastic there is no dull time with him and no sad moments. About 1 week into our new friendship we were at my house and we were playing DOTA and while we were playing he put his hand on my legs and said he wanted to tell me something. I was like "what?" and then he said "I'm gay.". He was very sweet and when he look at me it is like he is going to eat me. I said "Ah. Nice Nice!." Actually I'm excited but ofcourse I have to hide my feelings for him.  Then he was like "Do you wanna fuck me?" I said "hmm if I didn't like to fuck you we wouldn't be close friends." (wink wink) Then he said "No. I mean are you sure do you want to fuck me? even I have bubbling snot in my nose? Do you still want to fuck me?" I was pretty excited at that point and had no idea what to say but I really tried to hide my excitement when he asked me that question. He was smart, almost handsome, fuckable, black eyed, kinky haired and has snot to his nose. I loved everything about him but I just couldn't find the right way to tell him. Then he leaned over and kissed me. I was imediately overtaken by a very warm and fuzzy feeling in my chest. I kissed him back and soon we were on my bed making out. He grabbed my crotch and started groping me. His Penis from limp it went rock hard almost instantly and it strained against his jeans. Then I unzipped his pants and I saw he is using pink panty and started giving me head. I tried to hold it in for as long as I could but I came in his mouth less than 3 minutes into it (humiliating & exciting). He let my panty fall out because of his erect penis. He then started licking his middle finger. I knew what was coming next and I tensed up and prepared myself for it. His finger went in easily at first but then it started to hurt " it was like " Oh Yeah! ". He twisted it around and went in and out with it and my body feel the both pain and pleasure. I yelled at him to pull it out and he did. I immediately stood up and squatted on my bed, trying to relieve the pain. I began licking his asshole and sucking it. My tongue went in and around and out again. It felt very weird but also very good. He then started rubbing his dick through the wall because he said its itchy and I saw he has rashes to his dick and I thought it was cum come out over his penis but I just realized that it is a pus (A little bit disgusted)  but we just ignored it. We 69'd each other for a bit before he came as he reached his climax, he thrusted his hips up and his dick went deep in my mouth and caused me to violently choke. After that, we lightly made out before getting dressed and heading outside. In the coming days, we didn't talk much about what happened. It was semi awkward and it was a while before we were able to fully hold a conversation with each other. Eventually we got around to talking about what happened and we decided to regularly fuck each other. We stayed together for 10 months until now and hitting each other 50 rounds every weekend.